F.A. Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?" <---(anlabo, pre)
all written by different people.
AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
“push button to kill teacher.”
"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"
AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing
gum
na pagdidikitan. ...
AS chair :
“you know bobo? bobo is you!”
AS 1st floor CR:
“if you forget the past, then you porget the
purious..”
AS 1st floor CR uli:
“ Im a simple gay “
tapos me sumagot
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka
ba? duh! “
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na
nakaturo dun sa reply)
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective
tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang
yung simple gay nya!”
CHEM:
Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”
Another chem chair:
“You Boron!!!”
BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”
FO Santos:
“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...
bawal.”
ENG’G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan
ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."
GAB (UP Mla):
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
“takas ng ward 7”
sa math building, sa likod ng isang “teacher’s
chair” sa 3rd floor:
“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
“F*CK DA WORLD! “
ta's may sumagot:
“F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD—“
3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo
naman, hehehe."
UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! “
tas may sumagot
“nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka “
tas may sumagot uli
“weh “
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak!kokak!”
VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men's cr sa Vinzon’s:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are
the same hands that cook your food."
men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants
you!"
NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"
MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka
taga UP"
KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"
SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
“in case of emergency break ass and push butt”
sa girls’ CR:
“Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin”
sa girls’ CR uli:
“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
Reply:
“Pray to God”
TRESE Book 7 launch at MIBF 2019
5 years ago
